Saturday, August 2, 2014

REDEEMED For Only A Short Period of Time…

            Zambia- Malawi was the bus company we should have taken on the way to Malawi. It was leaving 5 hours later so we decided to go with the earlier bus and regretted it deeply. Let me say, it certainly redeemed itself. To begin with, the bus actually left ON TIME. I almost wanted to cry or kiss the driver at this point. We noticed some milk crates in the aisles and were nervous at first that they were going to over pack the bus. NOPE at the first rest stop a few hours in (which by the way if you weren’t off and on in about 10 minutes they left without you) they filled the crates with Fanta! Alright  this was nice, now since we weren’t going to stop again if we were thirsty we could by a nice drink. Ummmm no this was a complimentary drink which came with a pack of shortbread cookies. They even came around with a bottle opener because they were glass bottles! We were astonished that the other company even still existed. They played some gory movie as we ate our snacks then to make our jaws drop even more, they came around with a garbage bag. At the next stop the crates were gone and we could safely move up and down the rows again. It really was a lovely bus ride.
            We arrived in Lusaka and shuttled off to Livingstone where we were going to stay for the night. This was quite an uneventful bus ride, we were exhausted, so close to home and familiar faces and languages, but we got to watch the new Escape Plan movie! Nothing says kick back and relax like two of America’s greatest action stars in one movie.
            Livingstone is home to one of the greatest natural wonders of the world, Victoria Falls. We were meeting up with a bunch of other volunteers at a super fun backpackers hostel and had a nice relaxing night. All we needed to do was travel one more leg to Namibia and another to our nearest home in Rundu. It was going to be quick and easy and even better, we found a guy at the hostel with a new car that was willing to drive us for free. PERFECT. OH THANK HEAVEN.
            As with every other leg of the trip that we thought would be easy, this one did not fail to disappoint in that department. Yes the car was new however so were the tires. The tires were also a size too big for the car so when 5 grown adults with their hiking packs that are overstuffed with souvieners from a foreign land, the car rides pretty low. Add that to the fact that this short 100km road was a land mine of potholes that could destroy a small sedan in one wrong swerve of the wheel. We are now traveling at about one third of the speed we should be going and stop every now and then to check the tires which are rubbing and grinding on the low wheel well. It was slightly irritating, I would have paid for a fast taxi, but the guy was nice; he was actually a soccer player in the Netherlands so he was moving back to his home of Zambia for the winter.
            The cake topper of the leg was actually when we got stopped by a police check point. We stop, the guy and the police woman chat. Between the 4 of us we speak/understand more than 5 languages spoken in southern Africa but of course this is one of the languages we do not know. The driver is now in the small police shack and keeps coming back and forth going through papers trying to find something. We ask if everything is okay and he embarrassingly confesses that while the car is “new” he bought it from someone else and failed to change the official ownership. So in other words, to the police this vehicle carrying 4 white people and a Zambian who has been living in Europe making a fortune for the past few years, is technically stolen. WTF.  
            No big deal though, just pay a simple bribe and we can be on our way. BUT the guy has no money and now has to ask us for whatever we have. We empty our pockets but have next to nothing in Zambian. The police tried to flex a little muscle by bringing out their armed guards but I think they realized we literally had nothing and let us go. The driver felt so bad and promised us he would pay us back when we got to the border town. Well at least he would have had the only ATM in the border town accepted his international VISA. Okay just cross the border with us and take out money in Katima. Oh he doesn’t have his passport either. I don’t know what was going through this guys mind when he got in his car to drive but it obviously wasn’t making sure he had his passport or money on him…
            We eventually arrived at the border, crossed, and found hikes to Home Sweet Rundu in Namibia. The trip to Malawi was an adventure to say the least. It gave me heart attacks multiple times a day until I just told myself I was going to die, then I thought I was going to die multiple times a day.

            We conquered southern Africa in one piece but not without some painful and scary souvenirs. For those who do not know, for as beautiful as Lake Malawi is, a large majority of it is the primary drinking, washing, and waste source for thousands of villages. In the northern part where we were staying there have not been any “reported” cases of ailments such as schisto (a parasite that can be contracted on skin contact with infected water) but there was definitely something. Any small cut or scratch became infected within a day or two. Another guy and I each had a nice infected blister that resulted in a hole in my foot for about 2 weeks (don’t worry I still have my foot and its all healed….I think)  Nothing a few doses of antibiotics can’t clear up. Nice try Africa.

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